Welcome to my mind, please don't mind the mess.
Moriarty is……not impressed
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if equating period blood to cum makes sense to you, you already lost me
we just gon act like niggas don’t bathe in vaginal fluids during cunnilingus? we just gon act like niggas don’t go deep sea diving?
yes, i wanna cum on your face, yes i want you to swallow, but don’t act like just cause i ain’t tryna play dracula i’m some kind of dickhead with superiority complex and oppressing nature
aye, i wouldn’t expect or want you anywhere near any kind of blood i was out here leaking, let alone if it was the discarded insides of my ding-a-ling
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I need a secretary that is ok with extensive sexual harassment and only being allowed to wear tight pencil skirts from Mon-Thurs.
Casual Friday is still in effect because although I am a pervert, I am not a draconian monster.
Boys that have a hard time getting their point across with females.
Let me just say this.
If a girl (who has expressed interest in you) asks you a straight up question, give her a straight up answer.
Otherwise it seems like you’re purposely leading her on. Yall don’t realize how much your simple actions matter to (some) girls that are interested in you.
Because women are so forthcoming
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Dropping your phone.
The first time:
The next few times:
After a million times:
After a billion times:
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